The Sporty Lesbian

Sporty

She cares a big deal with physics but she’ll only admit that the inner self is what really counts. Spends hours at the gym just to produce muscle that will look delicious with that new tank top. She’ll be photographed holding surfboards or skateboards just to pass on the idea of being a real sporty person.
She believes – she has a healthy mind;
Likes – that people think her body looks like that naturally and effortlessly;
Dislikes – when someone says she looks like she has put on some weight (ok, I believe no one likes this one either);
Thinks – she only looks good in tennis shoes;
Sex – only if the counter part doesn’t mind the stink of sweat;
Freaks out – when she’s confronted with a real sports lover that hates going to the gym;
Her trademark is – insulting and criticizing your body so you feel inferior when compared to her;
She will – buy a surfboard to hurt you if you have the nerve to say your relationship has seen better days.